becnoir:

good heavens

just look at the time

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house

i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police

simsgonewrong:

I paid $350 for dinner…and he ordered a hot dog. Asshat.

antisociallysplendid:

soulforsam:

we were all so upset about samandriel dying that I think we forgot alfie was just some kid who worked at a fast food restaurant who went missing and will never been seen again by his family who have no idea what happened to him

OH.MY.GOD

coopercomeback:

brbjellyfishing:

What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister

we really need to sleep more on this site

formuioli:

why the fuck would you even do that to your phone you people really have issues